SPECIAL DELIVERY

Daily News has evidence that Everilla Director Bergesen had record signing Mario Ardila druged down at his home in Sao Paulo, Argentina, just hours after signing a five year deal with Everilla Wanderers.
He was then transported in a contra-bass box to the small airport Los Wreckas in the outskirts of the city, taken onboard on Bergesens private jet, and flown to England.
He arrived in Stafford, still in the box, and was taken to the Headless Hotell in the city center.

Bergesen was not on the plane and is most likely somewhere in South America.
We asked fellow director Pedersen about the case: “Ehhh. We are really happy that Ardila can be a part of the next pre-season games …”.