MANSTON CITY ARE CHAMPIONS

The Snakes showed everyone why they deserve the title, when they totally trashed Ramshackle 7-0 yesterday.
Never have we seen a more convincing victory in football history.
Ramshackle was not able to create a single chance. They only had 20 passes in the whole game, and their manager Collin Cock went mental on the side line. He was attended by medicals after he tore down a part of the player box and knocked himself in the head so many times that he passed out.

With one league match left to play Manston City can’t be beaten, and the players celebrated in style with their manager Justin Case. Champagne was flowing in the dresser and loud singing from the stadium was reported until midnight.