BEASTHAM WINS ROYAL FA CUP

Axton Rovers could not find a way to turn things around after Beastham scored an early goal and held the lead through the whole game.
Beastham winger Don Johnsen was the only goalscorer and matchwinner.
He actually scored another one later in the game that was ruled out for offside. VAR-pictures showed that Johnsen’s unbelievable big dick was the sinner in this matter, hanging in just behind Axton’s last defender.
“Size matters”, said Johnsen in a brief interview after the game, smiling big with his brilliant white teeth.
This is Beastham’s second FA cup title in their history.